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DadTextDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad’s text, DadTextDrama, emotional intelligence, fair, family relationships, gun, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parental dynamics, Proud, responding harshly, self esteem, sensitivity, Server, Shooting, strained, Support, validation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Animals Bred:	169	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your aim and precision? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll hit the target every time…or not!

Join our server and show off your shooting skills, just like the OP did at the fair. Maybe you’ll even impress your dad, who will finally see that you inherited your sharpshooting abilities from him (even if he doesn’t want to admit it).

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to navigate through obstacles, dodge enemy fire, and prove that you have what it takes to be a true marksman. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden message from your dad congratulating you on your skills…or not!

So come on down to our server and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone shoots off the head of a match at 50m. 😉

PurrCraft: Where Cats Mourn Dogs

Animal Behavior, antisocial, bereavement, Cats, Companionship, death, Dogs, emotions, Feline, Grief, mourn, mourning, Pets, Psychology, PurrCraft, relationships, research, researchers, Social, study, study findings, Universal

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	192
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, liek, u know how cats r all aloof n stuff? well, turns out dey actually care bout each other! dis server is liek a big family of cats, but sumtimes a dog joins in 2 shake things up. u can come join us n see all da drama unfold as we mourn our fallen comrades n bond over our love of fish n catnip. it’s a purr-fectly wild time, u gotta see it 2 believe it! come join us meow n be part of sumthing truly special.

BlockHeadz Minecraft Server

BlockHeadz, daily conversations, denial, Discord, emotional attachment, emotional turmoil, fall in love, get along., ignore, infatuation, make out drunk, meet girl, mentally ill, Minecraft, Obsession, retarded, seeking validation, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Server, spend time, toxic patterns, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crops Grown:	3066
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you might just meet the love of your life! We’ve had players fall in love, make out drunk (don’t ask how that works in Minecraft), and spend hours chatting on Discord. Who needs a relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to? Come join the madness and see where it takes you!

DadBodGamer Minecraft SMP

DadBodGamer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	165
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and build a bond with your dad like never before! Our server is filled with challenges and adventures that will bring you and your dad closer together. From battling dragons to building epic structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly father-son build competition gets a lifetime supply of bacon! So grab your dad and join us for some quality bonding time on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CreeperComedyClub

adult jokes, blue humor, comedy, CreeperComedyClub, crude jokes, dirty jokes, explicit humor, funny jokes, humor, inappropriate humor, Laughter, lewd jokes, mature humor, naughty jokes, NSFW jokes, off-color jokes, offensive jokes, raunchy jokes, ribald jokes, risque jokes, sexual humor

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a laugh riot as we tell the dirtiest, most adult jokes you’ve ever heard in between building epic structures and battling mobs. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their outrageous humor.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Piggy Paddle” race, where players ride pigs across a lava-filled obstacle course while dodging flying chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring and embrace the absurd, join our Minecraft server today for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you in stitches!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border incursion, border violation, cross-border attack, diplomatic fallout, Diplomatic tension, eastern europe, foreign relations, government statement, international conflict, international incident, military aggression, military response, Minecraft, Moscow, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, russia, security breach, security concerns, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is launching cross-border attacks on russia like its a game of minecraft pvp! build your base, gather resources, and defend against the ukrainian invaders in this crazy alternate reality server. join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even some international diplomacy! who knew minecraft could be so intense? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyIsraelStrike

aggression, American, Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Diplomacy, force, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, major strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear deal, Politics, reconsidering, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Show of force, strike, Tension

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got all the craziest stuff happenin! like, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded the server and started doin the macarena, it was wild! and then, like, this giant ender dragon showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off, it was so lit!

also, like, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good time, so come join us and let’s get this party started!

VaxCraft: Nasal Spray Edition

Coronavirus Family, coronaviruses, developed, Disease, Edition, flu, Immune Activator, immunity, immunization, infection, medical breakthrough, nasal, Nasal Sprays, Pan-coronavirus, Potential Vaccine, Protect, public health, respiratory illness, Spray, TEAM, Treatment, vaccine, VaxCraft, viral infections

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF GETTING SICK?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE’LL GIVE YOU A POTENTIAL VACCINE FOR THE FLU AND CORONAVIRUSES!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, FIGHTING CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, ALL WHILE HAVING THE PEACE OF MIND KNOWING YOU’RE PROTECTED BY OUR NASAL SPRAYS! WE HAVE AN IMMUNE ACTIVATOR AND A PAN-CORONAVIRUS NASAL VACCINE THAT WILL KEEP YOU SAFE FROM ALL THOSE NASTY VIRUSES!

SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME INVINCIBLE IN MINECRAFT! PLUS, IF YOU JOIN TODAY, YOU’LL GET A FREE DIAMOND SWORD TO SLAY YOUR ENEMIES WITH! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Atoq’s Semi-Spicy Yet Smooth Vanilla Adventure in Patch 1.19.3

1.19.3, Adventure, application, art, Atoqs, Beliefs, Community, content creators, Creative, custom origins, Discord, Events, Gaming, java, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, music maker, Patch, Polls, Private, SemiSpicy, Smooth, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old world
Events	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Whitelist + Application
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Lore
Version	Java v1.19.3
Origins	Custom origins and beliefs

Join our server on Discord

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for whitelist. You can do so by filling out the application form available on our Discord server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

Yes, we require all players to be at least 18 years old to join the server.

3. What are the rules of the server?

We have a set of rules that all players must follow, including no griefing, respecting other players, and using appropriate language. The full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but they must be approved by the staff before use. Unauthorized mods may result in a ban.

5. How often are events held on the server?

We host regular events and polls for the community to participate in. Events are typically held bi-weekly, but this can vary depending on the season.

LuminousCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Battle of wits, Cat and mouse, crime, death note, detective, GENIUS, intelligence, investigation, Justice, Kira, L. Lawliet, l.., light yagami, LuminousCraft, Manga, mind games, Minecraft, morality, psychological thriller, Server, shinigami, Strategic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be embarking on a quest to prove who is the ultimate genius: Light or L from Death Note!

Picture this: instead of building houses and farming crops, you’ll be using your detective skills to track down your fellow players and uncover their secret roles. Will you be the cunning Light, manipulating others to achieve your goals? Or will you be the enigmatic L, using your intellect to outsmart your opponents?

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals are around every corner, and the fate of the server lies in your hands. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your detective skills in a way you’ve never experienced before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP ->28

alone, dependent, gibs, gt28, ISOLATED, isolated individuals, isolated living, lack of opportunities, lack of social support, living off welfare, lonely, mental health issues, Minecraft, no education, no friends, no relationships, PixelatedPals, smp, social isolation, social stigma, societal exclusion, societal norms, Struggling, unemployed

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you spend more time talking to your Minecraft pets than actual humans? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where we guarantee you’ll make friends, enemies, and maybe even find love (or at least a Minecraft spouse)!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures, insane builds, and drama that makes a soap opera look boring. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? And forget about education, you’ll learn everything you need to know about survival in our wild world.

So come join us and escape from your lonely life of gibs and isolation. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player on our server!