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SkillCraft: Ageless Abilities

Abilities, Adaptability, ageless, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, personal development, problem solving, resilience, self-care, SkillCraft, Skills, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Join our server and learn the essential life skills of building epic structures, surviving zombie attacks, and mastering the art of crafting diamond armor. Trust us, these skills will definitely come in handy when you’re stranded on a deserted island or facing off against a horde of creepers in real life. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while preparing for the apocalypse – because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic states, border, construction, CraftyBaltic, Defense, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, international relations, Lithuania, military bases, military cooperation, military presence, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic positioning, Troops

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear a rumor about Lithuania building bases for German troops near the border with Russia. Like, what even is that about? But hey, don’t worry about all that drama, come join our server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. And get this, our villagers are all secretly aliens in disguise! They’re always trying to abduct players and take them to their UFO base hidden underground. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon against them – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in Minecraft, come join our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next! Plus, we have unlimited cake and free hugs for everyone who joins. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaGrieferz: School’s Out, Weapons in Rafah

airstrikes, Conflict, Gaza City, Gaza Strip, GazaGrieferz, Hamas terrorists, idf, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, military operation, palestine, Rafah, School, SCHOOLs, security threat, targeted strike, Terrorism, violence, War, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up schools and find weapons in random places like Rafah! It’s a total war zone, just like Gaza City but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. Plus, we have secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

GreatnessCraft: Humble Politicians Only

Accountability, Campaign, Character, Democracy, elected leaders, elected officials, Government, GREATNESS, GreatnessCraft, Honesty, Humble, humility, Integrity, leadership, Persuasion, politicians, Politics, public opinion, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, trustworthiness, Voting

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, imagine a world where the only way to be, like, president is to, like, convince everyone that you’re, like, the greatest thing since sliced bread. on this server, we want, like, humble elected officials who are, like, totally awesome but also totally down to earth.

join us if you want to, like, rule over a virtual kingdom with an iron fist, but also have a heart of gold. convince your fellow players that you’re the best choice for president by, like, building the most epic structures and, like, slaying the most dragons.

if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate leader, then, like, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next, like, virtual president of our totally rad world.

ProteinCraft: Slim & Trim Server

#1, 25-month period, 500kcal, body weight, calorie restriction, correlation, diet, fat loss, fiber intake, health, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, long term, nutrition, participants, protein intake, ProteinCraft, research study, scientific findings, Server, slim, study results, Trim, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mines Excavated:	3609
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, 41% of peeps lost hella weight by eatin’ more protein and fiber! Like, imagine if ur Minecraft character could lose weight just by eatin’ virtual protein shakes and fiber bars, that’s wild, right? So come join us and see if ur blocky avatar can get shredded AF while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant chicken boss that drops diamond armor, no cap! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and get ready for the most insane weight loss journey of ur virtual life!

Pixels SMP: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream flavors we eat while playing! Join us now!

bedrock, cinemamod, cream, custom armors, daily crates, Discord, Eat, Feedback, Flavors, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Growing, Ice, java, Join, Minigames, No mods, pixels, Playing, proximity chat, respectful, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server address, simple voice chat, smp, Supported, Temperatures, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Villages Defended:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Semi-vanilla smp
Simple voice chat
Temperatures with seasons
Daily crates
Grief prevention
Custom armors
Minigames

FAQ

What versions can I join from?

You can join from version 1.18 to 1.21.

Are Java and Bedrock supported?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock are supported.

Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed if you want to use proximity chat, and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema.

How can I join the server?

Server address: smp.playpixels.net

Bedrock port: 19132

Discord

SonicCraft Server – Gotta Go Fast!

booru, cytube, dark beginnings, Fast, Gay Marriage Edition, Gotta, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, link compilation, manga series, Milestone pastebin, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Sonic comic scans, Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic X Shadow Generations, Sonic X Shadow Generations confirmed release date, soniccraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9435
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	7412

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in existence – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest game releases to the craziest fan theories.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to run as fast as Sonic himself. Imagine zooming through the Minecraft world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got exclusive access to the Sonic x Shadow Generations manga series, where you can dive deep into the dark and mysterious world of these iconic characters.

And if you’re feeling competitive, hop into our Sonic Rumble arena and battle it out with other players for ultimate bragging rights. Trust us, the stakes are high and the chaos is real.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to collect too many rings – you might attract some unwanted attention from Dr. Robotnik himself!

Minecraft SMP – /wowg/ – World of Minecraftcraft

#addons, Add-On websites, Alleria: Light and Shadow, August 2024, August Trading Post, Blizzard, Curseforge, korkron nightsaber, Minecraft, minecraftcraft, Official Cinematic, Official WoW News, PrePatch, smp, Stormhammer Weapon Transmog, the war within, trading post items, video game, world, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wowg, wowinterface

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mines Excavated:	1331
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the war between Alleria and the Korkron Nightsaber is reaching epic levels.

Experience the thrill of the battle within as you navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against powerful enemies. But that’s not all! Our August Trading Post is filled with exclusive items like the Stormhammer weapon transmog that will make you the envy of all your friends.

Don’t miss out on the prepatch action and be sure to check out our official cinematic for a sneak peek at what’s to come. With add-ons galore to enhance your gameplay, this server is truly a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

PreggoVillage: No Room for In-Laws

adult responsibilities, affordable place, AITAH, baby expenses, college graduate, decent job, expensive restaurants, Future, Grandparent, Hardworking, INDEPENDENCE, independent, inlaws, living under my roof, move back in, new clothes, PreggoVillage, pregnant girlfriend, red flags, refusing, room, Son, spending problem, stable home

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from crazy girlfriends getting pregnant and wanting to move in with you? Look no further, we’ve got you covered!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities. Who needs a girlfriend with a spending problem when you can have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

Don’t worry about family drama or Facebook rants here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

NormsNeedToChange – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adapt, Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Etiquette, Evolution, Manners, Minecraft, modernize, NormsNeedToChange, progress, revolution, Revolutionize, smp, social norms, society, tradition, transform

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Votes:	8797	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Farms Harvested:	367	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old social norms? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only social norm is to be as weird and outrageous as possible.

Imagine a world where everyone communicates only in pig Latin and wears chicken costumes on Wednesdays. That’s just a typical day on our server! We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamonds just for their pet parrot to ride on. And don’t even get me started on the time someone started a llama parade through the village square.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly and be as unconventional as you want, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just fit right in with all the other lovable weirdos!