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Trust Fund Band Minecraft SMP

American Dad, Animated TV Shows, Band, baskin robbins, comedy, Daddy’s Money, Entertainment, Family Guy, fund, funny, Hollywood, Inheritance, Kino, Minecraft, musician, rich kid, Seth MacFarlane, Singer, smp, Songwriter, success, talent, Trust, Trust Fund Band, Wealthy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mines Excavated:	2876
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where Seth MacFarlane is not only a Trust Fund Band, but also the ruler of our server! His dad, who worked at Baskin Roberts, left him a massive trust fund specifically for his band, and now he uses it to dominate the Minecraft world with his epic tunes and insane building skills. If you want to be part of this wild and wacky adventure, join us now and see if you can keep up with Seth and his trust fund shenanigans! Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get into on this server – it’s sure to be a blast!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	752
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	2491	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Potions Brewed:	140
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	74
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
New Chunks Explored:	687927	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Emeralds Found:	5468
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	239175	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!