Daddy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

hard to pronounce, Kotomi, America, Japan, ridiculous names

Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

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SugarDaddyCraft

materialism, DADDY, long-term commitment, temptation, SugarDaddyCraft

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

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ZoomerButtCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, 18yo, family dynamics, age gap, desire

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and become the stepdaddy to an 18-year-old yuna who is looking for someone to protect her from the creepers and zombies. Build her a castle, tame her some wolves, and maybe even teach her how to fish! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

Minecraft, father issues, attraction, mother figure, psychoanalysis

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.

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Baby Daddy Craft: Impregnating Nations Since 2010

Craft, fathering around the world, fatherhood memories, Paternity, Fatherhood

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can impregnate women from different countries! That’s right, travel the world without leaving your computer and start a whole new family tree in Minecraft. Join us now and see how many virtual babies you can have in exotic locations like the Nether, the End, and even the overworld! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

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Daddy’s Chocolate Kingdom

Indulgent, dessert, Luscious, creamy, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a wild ride filled with chocolate cream and daddy issues.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered them a diamond sword in exchange for their firstborn child. Crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

Our server is like no other, with chocolate cream flowing like rivers and daddy long legs roaming the land. Build a castle made entirely of chocolate cream blocks or challenge daddy to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let us fill your mouth with chocolate cream, daddy style. It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

Childhood, DADDY, Memories, old internet, de-anonymized archive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

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Daddy’s Minecraft Daycare: Where we make sure you’re growing… your diamond collection!

family, DAUGHTER, Father, come over here, DADDY

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come on over to our server where we have a dedicated team of daddies making sure you’re growing properly! That’s right, we’ll nurture you like a delicate little sapling and watch you flourish into a beautiful Minecraft player.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that leads straight to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted loot. But be warned, the roller coaster is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a friendly BOOM!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Daddy’s waiting for you!

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Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

father figure, manga lore, biological father, parentage, haruka

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

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K-Pop vs. Creeper: The Ultimate Minecraft Battle

Live, battle, South Korean, opportunities, Relocation

Looking to escape the South Korean shithole forums? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky debates.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Canada, Australia, USA, and the UK are all just a block away. No need to study English here, just let your creativity run wild as you build your own paradise.

Escape the frustrations of language barriers and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server now and start building your dream escape!

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