Daddy Issues Minecraft Servers

Daddy Issues

  • Daddy’s Girl Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Girl Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready to dive into a world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky physics)? Join us for a truly unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

    Choose your hole wisely, because on this server, things can get a little…interesting. Whether you want to be in someone’s mouth, looking down at them while their dad takes over their asshole, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold, we’ve got a spot for you.

    But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in the depths of our server – from giant chickens with laser eyes to secret underground dance parties with creepers. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life.

    Join us today and see why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the block)! Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game. So don’t be surprised if you find yourself questioning your sanity after a few hours of play. See you on the other side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

    DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Delightfully Funky Traders

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to /dft/ – Deranged Faggot Trannies! This Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart, as we embrace the chaos and craziness that comes with being a part of this server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.

    In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.

    So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    DebateCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic debates and negotiations you’ve ever seen! Just like Trump dictating the terms of a new debate, you can dictate the rules of your own adventures in our server. We promise not to gaslight you like the Dems, but we might just make you cry tears of joy with our amazing gameplay. And don’t worry, we won’t suspend the election with a cyber attack – unless it’s to prevent creepers from blowing up your creations! So come join us for a wild ride that even CNN anchors would approve of.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FarmVillain

    FarmVillain

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Christian and Johnny running amok on a farm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a family feud over a divorce settlement.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chores are never-ending and the workload is exhausting. Just like trying to keep up with the never-ending mess left by Christian and Johnny on the farm.

    But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this adventure. Join forces with other players who are just as fed up as you are with the insanity happening around them. Together, you can take on the challenges of dealing with irresponsible family members and unruly animals.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s more intense than leaving a farm in the hands of a felon and a 4-year-old, join us now! Just remember, drama and chaos are guaranteed, but fun is optional.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Copycraft: Where Everything is Borrowed

    Copycraft: Where Everything is Borrowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can create ur own world and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs.

    if u join dis server, u will unlock the ability to ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs out of ur butt. plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

    so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who cares, it’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AstraSkies MMORPG – Looking for Team Members? More like looking for trouble in 1.20.X!

    AstraSkies MMORPG – Looking for Team Members? More like looking for trouble in 1.20.X!

    New Minecraft Servers

    AstraSkies Minecraft Server

    Welcome to AstraSkies Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    A Minecraft MMORPG server that aims beyond the stars. AstraSkies takes elements from the likes of both High Fantasy and Sci-fi to create a mystical and never-before-seen experience for its future players. With custom-coded plugins, a unique world with interesting and challenging mobs, and a team of hardworking, experienced players, AstraSkies is sure to offer hours of endless and constantly updating fun. Explore clusters of planets hidden from the unrelenting eye of the Higher-Astra Leadership, explored by the group who took you in, the Lesser-Astra Rebellion. Discover custom mobs which drop custom items. Explore caves to find custom minerals which can be mined and crafted into even more custom items. AstraSkies, a galaxy with seemingly endless planets and opportunities.

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/XxZpCmkR8H

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join AstraSkies server? You can join by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft client.
    Are there specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them on our website or Discord server.
    Can I invite my friends to play on AstraSkies? Of course! The more the merrier. Share the server IP or Discord invite link with your friends.
    Are there regular events on AstraSkies? Yes, we host events such as PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building contests. Keep an eye on announcements for upcoming events.
    Is there a way to support the server financially? Yes, we have donation packages available with exclusive perks. Check our website or Discord server for more information on donations.
    How can I report a bug or suggest an improvement? You can report bugs or suggest improvements through our Discord server or by contacting the server admins in-game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DustyCraft Minecraft Server

    DustyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends. And rumor has it, he’s a pretty good builder.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet Ender Dragon. Don’t ask how we got it, just come and enjoy the riches!

    3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon vs. Wither fight look like a friendly game of tag. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition.

    4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Nether disco club. It’s lit with glowstone and beats that will make you want to do the zombie shuffle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to mischief!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EldenCraft – Minecraft server

    EldenCraft – Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic quests and slay dragons with your fellow players! Our latest patch includes a new feature where you can ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond carrot as your weapon. Don’t forget to check out our main information document, which is actually just a recipe for the ultimate enchanted golden apple.

    Need help planning your character? Look no further than our character planners, where you can create a warrior who is half-unicorn, half-enderman. And if you get lost in our vast world, just use our interactive map to find your way back to the safety of your diamond castle.

    To join our exclusive group, you must first recite the password backwards while doing the chicken dance. And once you’re in, be prepared to face off against the evil Grafted, a villain who is half-creeper, half-enderdragon. Will you be the hero who saves our server from certain destruction? Join now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server

    RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on chaos and absurdity just like Russia declaring the U.S. a state enemy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can unleash your inner spy and infiltrate enemy bases with stealthy maneuvers. Who knows, you might even uncover top-secret government documents hidden within the blocks of our virtual world. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, trust no one…especially those sneaky Russian players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP