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DepressCraft: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1861

Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!

SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast on this Hedgehog Fueled Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4292
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ores Mined:	9369

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join us for a wild ride through all things Sonic, from Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to the Year of Shadow in 2024. We’ve got leaked Sonic Toy Parties, Knuckles Series trailers, and even an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will change your life, and a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic masterpieces.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this insane? We’ve got Sonic comic scans, OC info, and even a booru for all your Sonic needs. Plus, our cytube is always bumping with Sonic tunes and videos.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today and let the chaos begin!

VibeCraft: Where We Just Vibe and Forget About the Drama!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about just vibing! We’ve got dancing pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a llama riding competition? So come on, join us and remember to always just vibe, baby!

Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Animals Bred:	101
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

CraftyHubs: Where grief is mined for diamonds and laughter is the ultimate loot!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a place to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my husband lost his job and started acting like a completely different person.

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you uncover a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry zombies? Just like how my husband surprised me with his sudden emotional breakdown, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of uncertainty and the excitement of the unknown, just like when my husband confessed his deepest fears and insecurities to me? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed!

Pajeet’s Latinx Lair: Where Cultures Clash in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crops Grown:	2198
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of pajeets giving brown guys a bad name? Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx guys can finally reclaim their reputation from those pesky pajeets! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and show the world that Latinx guys are the true kings of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret power to make pajeets disappear from the game forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those pajeets who’s boss!

Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).

SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘right wingers are lazy quitters’ thrive!

Conservatives, cucks, eh I don’t care if leftists take full control and enact all their policies, get out into the streets, if you fight your enemies they win, Lazy, lazy quitters, Leftists, my candidate only aligns with me on 80% of issues instead of 100%, people will regret it and rise up in two more weeks, POL, protesting in the streets, quitters, right wingers, SnowflakeCraft, that’s what they want you to do, they’re basically Democrats so I’ll just not vote, Thrive, vote blue no matter who, win at all costs, wingers

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of political drama and division in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where leftists and conservatives come together to build and have fun! Leftists can vote blue no matter who while conservatives can relax knowing that even if their candidate only aligns with them on 80% of issues, they won’t have to worry about leftists taking over and enacting all their policies. And don’t worry about /pol/ cucks, they’re not invited to our server! So come join us and build a world where everyone can get along, because fighting your enemies only makes them win – but building epic structures together is the real victory!

Crafting Chaos: The EmuGen Experience – Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old problems? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous ways possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or if you want to mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around the End in a sparkly pink cape.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, by a TNT-wielding llama)!

PsychoCraft: Where there’s something wrong with everyone, but in a fun way!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the real world and its pesky responsibilities? Do you dream of living as a permanent hermit in the digital realm of Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and escape the outside world, where you can build your own virtual paradise and never have to interact with pesky humans again. Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixels over people and solitude over socializing.

Forget about real-life obligations and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is your creativity and survival skills. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your dream life as a permaneet!