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dab Minecraft Servers

  • ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

    ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 2978
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 New Chunks Explored: 523019
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Farms Harvested: 731 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

    Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 189
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Crops Grown: 4259
    Potions Brewed: 77 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

    Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

    So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

    BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3637
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2360
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally make ur brain bigger.

    u heard me right, playing on this server will make u a genius. we got scientists studying the brain connectivity of players and guess what? starcraft II experts have enhanced brain connectivity. so if u wanna be a genius, join our server and start playing like a pro.

    not only will u become smarter, but u will also become the ultimate minecraft player. u will build the most epic structures, slay dragons like it’s nothing, and become the ruler of the server.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a minecraft legend. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!

    Welcome to Mystmoor: Where the only thing harder than the difficulty is actually getting whitelisted!
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6729
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview
    Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.
    Mystmoor provides:

    Join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Today!

    Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

    Website: https://mystmoor.com

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server whitelisted? Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server. You will need to apply for access through our website.
    What version of Minecraft does the server run on? We run on the latest version of Minecraft, ensuring you have access to all the newest features and updates.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
    How can I report cheating or griefing? If you encounter any cheating or griefing on the server, please contact our staff through Discord or our website. We take these issues seriously and will investigate promptly.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoliCraft Minecraft Server

    LoliCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 4803
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9842 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Crops Grown: 5589 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

    But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PainCraft Minecraft Server

    PainCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6303
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Villages Defended: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Wilderness Tamed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

    Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

    MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 5579
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2376 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

    Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadSpermDonor420

    DadSpermDonor420
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2752
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

    Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

    Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelverse Minecraft Server

    Pixelverse Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 850
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Towns Built: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Crops Grown: 6000 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

    So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bedtime Wizards

    Bedtime Wizards
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8796
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 344
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8723 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for everyone to go to sleep on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone falls asleep as soon as they hit the bed! It’s like magic, but without the creepy witches and potions. Join us and experience the wonders of instant sleep in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs counting sheep when you can just count the pixels on your screen as you drift off into dreamland? So come join us and get your ZZZs in record time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hezbollah vs. Gaza Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah vs. Gaza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 5135
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 3132
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 2272
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mines Excavated: 3630
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Our Minecraft server is like a war zone, but with creepers instead of actual bombs! Join us as we prepare for a northern offensive against the evil forces of Herobrine and his army of zombie pigmen. Our fearless general is ready to lead us to victory, but first, we gotta deal with those pesky skeletons in Gaza. So grab your pickaxes and swords, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss on the battlefield of blocks! Join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a llama into battle. Let’s do this, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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