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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6153 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5822 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4025 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
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