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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8859 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
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