D2R The Face of Horror Minecraft Servers

D2R The Face of Horror Minecraft Servers

  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 621
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4892
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9570 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

    ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3573
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3994 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

    So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

    EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 9461
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 303

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

    on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

    but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

    remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasGoneWild

    HamasGoneWild
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 195
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

    Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1079
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 9861
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

    Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4084
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mines Excavated: 3172
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

    ExGFemergencyPayAITAH
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

    And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

    But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

    So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

    BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 7804
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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