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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3783 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 156 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
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