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HappyCraft SMP: Define & Achieve!

happiness definition, smp, happiness goals, define happiness, gratitude practice

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you. Or how about the time when a giant pink sheep invaded the server and started throwing parties for all the players? Anything can happen in our wacky world!

But it’s not all chaos and mayhem, we also have a strong sense of community and support each other in our quest for happiness. Whether it’s building a giant rollercoaster or hosting a fashion show for our pet pigs, we always find joy in the little things.

So if you’re ready to redefine happiness and embark on a journey like no other, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new level of fun and laughter that you never knew existed.

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BlockyLoveMatch

Communication, Connection, special bond, lifelong love, Happiness

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaker! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate while building your dream castle together. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and say “I do” to your in-game spouse!

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CraftyBanglaPMResigns

resignation announcement, deadly protests, CraftyBanglaPMResigns, political instability, current events

LOLz come join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Bangladesh prime minister had to resign cuz he couldn’t handle the epicness! Our server is so wild, it makes protests look like a tea party. Join now and be part of the chaos that made a whole prime minister say “peace out, I’m outta here!” Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next?! Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

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EckloniaCraft: Seaweed Savior

brown algae, oral feeding, Seaweed, Ecklonia cava, motor function

come join our epic minecraft server where we have seaweed that can restore your motor function like some kind of magical potion! our brown algae seaweed is like a superhero for your brain, protecting it from all the bad stuff that makes you forget how to walk and stuff. we fed it to our minecraft mice and now they’re running around like crazy, building the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! who needs redstone when you’ve got seaweed antioxidants?! join us now and become a parkinson’s model mouse with superpowers!

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Smelly SMP: Where personal hygiene is optional and resets are forbidden. Version 1.20.1, with Origins and no chat snitching!

Safezone, Forbidden, snitching, origins mod, Personal

Stinky SMP Overview
Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Safezone-Borderlands System	Mixture of peace and bloodshed in different areas
Origins Mod	Special mod with 61 custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

There have been no resets since May 2022, ensuring extreme longevity for players.

2. Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server?

In the Borderlands area, griefing, killing, and stealing are allowed, while the Safezone area near spawn disallows these actions without consent.

3. Can I suggest new custom origins for the Origins mod?

Players are welcome to suggest new custom origins, but they must be of high quality and balanced to be considered for inclusion in the mod.

4. What is the general playstyle on the server?

Players of all playstyles, including nomads, builders, PVPer, and traders, are welcome on the server, promoting inclusivity and diversity.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting the Planet Minecraft page or using the Discord invitation link provided above.

RL1 Boss Beater Minecraft Server

Moveset, completionist, Minecraft, Difficult, Challenging

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the boss fights are so epic that even Malenia herself would be shaking in her pixelated boots! Picture this: you’ve conquered RL1 and mastered every move possible, but can you handle the ultimate challenge awaiting you on our server? Join us and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the most fearsome foes in all of Minecraft! Who needs Malenia when you have our insane boss battles waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – if you dare!

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Minecraft SMP: Mahoako Madness

transformation sequences, #fangirling, smp, Korisu, Magical Girls

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Korisu!

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling pranks on each other left and right.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking parrots who give out valuable loot. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Korisu and have the power to banish anyone to the Nether realm for eternity.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Korisu and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question why you ever thought playing on a normal Minecraft server was a good idea.

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VomCraft LOLZ

throwing up, Tension, gagging, headache, misunderstanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

guilty pleasure, morning luxury, pampering, guilty pleasure snack, morning joy

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

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Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

linguistics, lol, grammar errors, grammar rules, Grammarnauts

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

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