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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2384 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Our server is so lit, even Jessica couldn’t resist sliding into our DMs to start some beef. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like my friend Jenny had mine. She went full savage on Jessica, giving her a taste of her own medicine.
And just like Henry, our server is full of surprises. You never know who’s gonna come to your defense or start a war. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a high school cafeteria, join us now! And don’t worry, we promise not to fat shame you – unless you’re a chunk of coal, then we might have to roast you a little. 😉