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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9459 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 8428 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.
But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!