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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 7360 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 183 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 143 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. but be warned, Larry has a bad temper and might turn you into a block of cheese if you ask for something stupid.
we also have a secret society of talking sheep who are planning to overthrow the evil sheep king and take over the server. join their rebellion and help them build a giant woolen fortress to protect themselves from the wrath of the sheep king’s army of zombie cows.
if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Vladimir Putin himself. he plays under the username “SiberianBear69” and has promised to personally ban anyone who griefs or trolls other players.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and did we mention that all players from Kursk Oblast get a free diamond pickaxe on their first day? it’s true, Putin decreed it himself!
