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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8451 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8865 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
