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ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles

Asia-Pacific region, China, ChinaCantHandleUSMissiles, defense capabilities, deployment, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military presence, military tensions, missile defense, national security, north, Philippines, regional stability, security concerns, South China Sea, strategic moves, territorial disputes, US missile system

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even China is getting shooketh by it! They’re like, “OMG, those US missile systems are no match for the epicness of this server!” Join now and be part of the madness that’s causing international drama. Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs as pets, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insanity? Come join us and let’s make China even more alarmed with our epic builds and crazy adventures!

GoldRushCraft

density comparison, density of gold, density value, gold density, gold density comparison, gold measurement, gold quote, gold value, gold worth, GoldRushCraft, precious metal, valuable, valuable comparison, valuable saying, volume measurement, weight measurement, weight value, weight vs volume, worth its volume in gold, worth its weight in gold

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	9351	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, like, have you ever wanted to be swimming in gold? Well, this server is the place to be, cuz we literally have gold blocks everywhere! You can build your house out of gold, make your armor out of gold, heck, you can even eat gold for breakfast if you want!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever finds this city will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that diamond city!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that roams the server, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the dragon, it will become your loyal companion and help you conquer all your enemies. So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of gold, diamonds, and dragons!

Pump SMP – E for Everyone {not really} {21+ only} {Extra vanilla}

+18, 1.21, Community, Discord, EXTRA, gameplay, java, Join, Link, Mature, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pump, Pure, SC_OFF, SC_ON, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21
Age Requirement	18 and up

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.

MemeCraft Server: Trumped Out

annoying orange, billionth time, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Cool, election, ENERGY, FAGGOT, interesting outsider, internet culture, meme magic, Memecraft, Politics, REPUBLICAN, Running, satire, Server, social media, swagger, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Night Skies:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape the real world and dive into a wacky, wild Minecraft server where anything goes? Look no further than our server, where meme magic reigns supreme! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging annoying orange faggots and their billionth campaign run. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and hilarity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the meme magic begin!

TVAddictMinecraftSMP

discussion, television, TV, TV chat, TV community, TV culture., TV enthusiasts, TV fans, TV forum, TV memes, tv news, TV recommendations, tv reviews, TV series, tv shows, TV spoilers, TV talk, TV updates, TV watching, TVAddictMinecraftSMP, well

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Towns Built:	9

Do you love Minecraft but also enjoy a good dose of drama and chaos? Then boy do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper.”

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild group of players appears and challenges you to a dance-off for your loot. Or how about the time when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry villagers into the spawn area and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage, then come join us on our server. Just remember, anything can happen on this crazy journey, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

RoomRage Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, bullying, child behavior, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, friendship, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, peer relationships, public embarrassment, RoomRage, school bullying, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette, social gatherings, Social Skills

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with bully parents and their mean kids in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that drama and have a blast building, mining, and exploring with a community of friendly players!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting awful parents or dealing with their bully kids. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures, battling mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures.

Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its trust?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find buried treasure or discover a secret underground lair filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server!

NoRoomForYouLOL

Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, decorating, family dynamics, Furniture, hobbies, household decisions, Husband upset, immature behavior, indulging in hobbies, moving stress, new home, NoRoomForYouLOL, not allowing anyone else, Permission, personal space, relationship issues, room just for me

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2359
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can decorate your virtual house however you want without your husband getting all up in arms about it! Join us and indulge in your hobbies without any permission needed, because who needs that kind of negativity in their life?

On our server, you can use perfectly fine couches, TVs, and more that your husband was planning to throw away anyways. Why let good furniture go to waste when you can put it to good use in your virtual world? Plus, if your husband gets upset, you can just block him in the game and enjoy some peace and quiet.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or unnecessary drama. Who knew decorating a room could cause so much chaos in real life? Let’s keep it lighthearted and fun in our Minecraft world!

UglyBob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mines Excavated:	2711	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6227
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens or getting pranked with exploding sheep.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MythBustersMC

debunking myths, female perspective, feminism, gender equality, gender misconceptions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, misconceptions, MythBustersMC, Myths, reddit, societal beliefs, Stereotypes, Women, women’s empowerment, women’s experiences, women’s issues, women’s perspectives, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mystical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join! Want to ride a dragon? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HostageReleaseMC Server

activism, Conflict, Deal, Demand, demand for action, demonstration, freedom, hostage release, HostageReleaseMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Political, protest, Rally, Release, resolution, Server, Urgency

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!