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OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1369
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	2636
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Votes:	9929
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

Air Force, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, Aviation, Defense, defense procurement, Edition, european union, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military technology, nato, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

omg u guys, u have to join this epic minecraft server, it’s like ukraine getting their first F-16 fighter jets from the netherlands, but in minecraft form! imagine flying around in a fighter jet shooting creepers and zombies, it’s gonna be lit! plus, the netherlands are known for their epic tulip fields, so expect some colorful and beautiful landscapes in this server. join now and be part of the epic battle for minecraft supremacy!

EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

Bond, building, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connection, couple, emotional intimacy, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Husbands, marital strain, Marriage, marriage counseling, new study, Partners, protective factors, relationships, Safeguard, sense of intimacy, STRONG, Support, Understanding, Wives

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	3467
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

Stick World Minecraft server

Adventure, build cities, build houses, Community, Country, Creative, Download, FANTASY, Gaming, LongCity, minecraft server, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, RP project, Server, Stick World

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5682
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	397	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

We will be glad to see you on our server LongCity! To play on our RP project you will need to download mods: https://cloud.mail.ru/public/YGCd/vsA1kpHGg, join, build houses and cities in our country!

167.235.181.103:20276

KobbledKarp Cobblemon(Fabric)

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Cobblemon, Economy, Enhancements, Evtraining, f2p, Fabric, Gaming, grand opening, Gts, Gyms, Kits, Landclaim, market, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, Pokehunt, pokemon, Pokémon Structures, Relaxed, Server, Size Variation, STS, Survival, Terralith, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ores Mined:	2165	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

🌟GRAND OPENING – BRAND NEW SERVER🌟🌐 Welcome to KobbledKarp – Your Ultimate Cobblemon Adventure! 🌟Currently Running on the latest Fabric Cobblemon 1.20.1Greetings, Trainer!

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience:

exchanging Pokémon

New Biomes 🌋✨: Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources!

Gyms 🏋️‍♂️: Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements 💎: Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience!

Pokédex Milestones 📚🎁: Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits!

Vote Rewards and Parties 🗳️🎊: Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events!

Wild Pokémon Size Variation 🐾📏: Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection!

Boss Pokémon 🏆💥: Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team.

Pokémon-Themed Structures 🏠🧩: Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features!

PokéBuilder 🛠️: Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

play.kobbledkarp.com

GeodeCraft: Where geodes are the new currency and griefing is an o-fence.

armor, Currency, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, entity stacking, Friendly, GeodeCraft, geodes, Griefing, Land Claims, oFENCE, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, semi survival, smp, spawner stacking, Stable Economy, Tools, Updates, Vanilla, welcoming environment

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3705	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claims	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Custom crate tools, armor and items	Unique and custom items available through in-game crates
Player Shops	Players can create their own shops to trade with others
Player Warps	Players can set their own warps for easy teleportation
McMMO	Level up skills and abilities to enhance gameplay
Resource Worlds	Different worlds for gathering specific resources
Custom Economy plugin	Unique economy system for trading and transactions
Stacking	Entities, spawners, and items can be stacked for convenience

IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address mc.geodecraft.net in your Minecraft client.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a friendly and positive environment for all players. Make sure to read and abide by the rules posted on our Discord server.

Can I create my own shop on the server?

Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others. Use the player shops feature to set up your own shop.

What is the currency used on the server?

We have a custom economy plugin in place with its own currency for transactions and trading.

SnowyCraft – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SnowyCraft, white blood, White bro, white bros, white brothers, White clan, White descendants, white family, White kin, White kinsfolk, White kinsmen, White lineage, White offspring, White progeny, White relations, White relatives, White siblings, White tribe, whitebros

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Whitebros, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault. Not only that, but the creepers have been trained to break dance instead of explode, making them the life of the party at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have reported encountering a secret underground village populated entirely by llamas who speak fluent pig Latin. And if you manage to befriend them, they’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of llama wool).

So come join Whitebros, where the adventures are wild, the friendships are strong, and the memes are danker than a freshly mined block of obsidian. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity!