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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	287	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	5476
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Star Shards Collected:	95
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crops Grown:	7304

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4226	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Farms Harvested:	220	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	1072	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	144
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?