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The KWABOTY Paradox Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down or making all the cows in the area break out into a synchronized dance. Can you outwit this spectral trickster?

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, but be careful not to get caught in their leafy conga line!

4. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless booty?

So come join our server and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just become the next KWABOTY winner for surviving all the insanity we have to offer.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dad’s Fun Minecraft Server

activities, Board Games, Bonding, Childhood, dad, Dads, family, Father, Fatherhood, Fun, games, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdoor games, parenting, Pastime, Played, quality time, Recreation, Server, sports, video games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you and your dad bond like never before? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relive all those epic games you played with your dad growing up. From hide and seek in the backyard to building forts out of couch cushions, we’ve got it all! Join now for a chance to team up with your dad in epic battles against other players, or challenge him to a build-off to see who can create the craziest structure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that will make you and your dad the richest players on the server. So grab your dad, dust off those old memories, and join us for a gaming experience like no other!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	New Chunks Explored:	468541
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Dorn’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!

We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Why they choose a comedy director and writers to work on Halloween Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Choice, choose, classic, collaboration, comedy, comedy horror, creativity, decision, Director, Entertainment, film, genre, Halloween, Horror, humor, Minecraft, Movie, Scary, smp, spooky, The Exorcist, work, Writers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Void Gems Collected:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	6527
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why did we choose a comedy director and writers to work on our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.

As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!

Crafty Cove Minecraft Server

4chan, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cove, Crafty, EU guild, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew Promotion, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Promotion, recruiting, Server, TWW Epic Edition, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	184	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9171
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and mountain dew promotions!

Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Thread Space Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7901	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	225
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

10% moids, 4b, alone, artificial insemination, Artificial Intelligence, educate, educated women, Future, Gender Roles, Gorilla, low iq, Minecraft, Moids, physical work, robocraft, Robots, Server, societal change, SUICIDE WATCH, Technology, uneducated, violent

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ moids who think they’re tough stuff? Do you dream of a world where educated women rule and only 10% of moids are allowed to exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us at 4B where moids are on suicide watch and robots do all the physical work. We’ll make sure our future generations are properly educated while we laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where moids are a thing of the past!

Cute and Funny Doggies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we do things a little differently! Instead of just building and surviving, we encourage all players to post dog pictures and share personal stories about their experience with man’s best friend…with benefits.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.

So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!