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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1442 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 416 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.