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MinecraftPox: Global Emergency
so like, WHO just declared this server a global health emergency cuz it’s so addictive, like you won’t be able to stop playing once you join. the mobs are like super crazy and will give you a run for your diamonds. but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon called the “diamond sword of doom” that will help you conquer them all. plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we party like it’s 1999. so come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together! -
AnxiousNailBitersMC
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have the shortest fingernails! why, you ask? well, because people with really bad anxiety issues probably have the shortest average fingernail length! and we want to cater to them, because we’re just that kind of server.imagine a world where everyone has tiny, stubby nails and can’t scratch themselves properly. sounds like a nightmare, right? well, on our server, it’s a reality!
we also have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their fingernails. it’s like a gladiator match, but way more gross and way less sanitary.
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun! just make sure to trim those nails before logging on, because we have a strict no-long-nail policy. trust us, you don’t want to be the odd one out with long nails in a sea of stubby fingers.
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CraftyAllergyADA
drug hypersensitivity, drug reactions, drug allergy responses, penicillin hypersensitivity, CraftyAllergyADAso like, on this epic minecraft server, we got researchers doin’ some crazy stuff with covalent penicillin-protein conjugates. they’re tryin’ to make anti-drug antibodies that make you super sensitive to stuff and give you crazy allergies. it’s like a science experiment gone wild!join this server if you wanna be part of some next level drug ‘reverse engineering’ shenanigans. who knows, maybe you’ll become a superhero with insane allergies or something. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get weird together!
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RelaxBox
Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.
play.relaxbox.net:25590
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PixelPrankster Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, even the most innocent actions can lead to chaos!Join us and experience the thrill of almost bricking your save file just by performing a seemingly innocuous action. Want to open a chest? Better watch out, you might just accidentally unleash a horde of angry zombies!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. Want to build a cozy little house? Well, good luck because our server has a mind of its own and might just decide to turn your house into a giant chicken coop instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!
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HomeOfficeHero Minecraft SMP
learning a new skill., reading, FaceTiming with friends, virtual happy hour with friends, virtual workout classAre you tired of boring weekdays with no one to play Minecraft with? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only errands you’ll be running are to mine for diamonds and slay creepers! Our server is so wild, even your mom will be too busy to talk on the phone because she’ll be too busy trying to survive in our crazy world. So ditch the leftovers, grab your pickaxe, and join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans! -
NieceCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama turns into epic adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted family dynamics and sibling rivalries in a virtual world filled with blocky wonders.Embark on a quest to New Zealand to see the lord of the rings stuff, just like our youngest niece in this wild tale. But beware, the oldest niece might try to tag along and cause chaos in your journey! Will you stand your ground and keep the trip exclusive, or will you succumb to the pressure of family drama?
With two well-paying jobs and no kids to worry about, you’ll have all the time and resources to explore this unique Minecraft server. Who needs a vacation overseas when you can have a virtual adventure like this?
So come on, join us and prove that you’re not the asshole in this crazy family feud! Let’s make memories and build friendships in a world where anything is possible, even if it means leaving your niece behind for a solo trip to Middle-earth.
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NoKidTaxCraft
Are you tired of splitting the bill evenly with your siblings, even though their kids eat like a pack of hungry wolves? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfair expenses of real life! No more arguing over who owes what, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.On our server, you can build a mansion without worrying about your sister’s kids sneaking in and claiming a room. You can mine for diamonds without your mom asking for a cut because she birthed you. And best of all, you can team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama over money.
So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players. Say goodbye to awkward family dinners and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is crafting your next masterpiece. See you in the game!
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PixelPainJoy
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server will give you the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing surprises.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens attack you with their feathered fury. Or how about building a house, only to have it spontaneously combust because a mischievous player set it on fire?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who roams the land on a giant cactus mount, challenging players to epic duels with his prickly powers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most satisfying pain you’ve ever felt in Minecraft!