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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 416 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2330 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
