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The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2067

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!

Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9602	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	429
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a4.storymine.ru

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Void Gems Collected:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	126
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.