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TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	2308
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	9954	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Votes:	5719

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Votes:	480
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2794
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Zombie Dances:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

DaddyIssuesCraft

addiction, alcohol use, attachment issues, childhood development, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, DaddyIssuesCraft, emotional health, emotional stability, family dynamics, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, father neglect, father relationships, father-son relationship, fathers, insecure attachment, mental health issues, psychological well-being, substance abuse

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	2496	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven dat if u have an insecure attachment to ur dad, u gonna have mad mental health probs and drink like a fish. But on dis server, we got u covered! Our virtual dads will give u all da love and support u need, so u can build epic creations and slay dem creepers without a care in da world. Plus, we throw da wildest virtual parties with unlimited virtual booze, so u can drown ur sorrows in style. Come join us and let ur virtual daddy issues disappear in a puff of pixelated smoke!