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NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	871208	Falling into the Void:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8631	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	293
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9204
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Animals Bred:	193	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2197
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.

BarNoneCraft

100% complete, BarNoneCraft, bug, completion, Development, error, glitch, Inaccurate, Incorrect, Loading, programming, progress bars, Quality Assurance, software design, Software Development, software testing, Troubleshooting, UI/UX, user experience, user interface, wrong

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join our epic minecraft server where progress bars are just a suggestion, not a rule. we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that fart glitter. our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. come join us and experience the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever created. who needs boring old progress bars when you can have magical flying pigs and glitter-farting unicorns? come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us today!