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CutenessCraft Minecraft Server

awkwardness, can’t get laid, cute, CutenessCraft, decent money, Insecurity, Introvert, lack of social skills, Loneliness, low self-worth, Minecraft, no friends, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, Server, socially awkward

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Buildings Constructed:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being called cute all the time and still not getting laid because you’re socially awkward with no real friends? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate player pimp! With our virtual world, you can make all the money you want, build epic structures, and finally get the attention you deserve from all the virtual babes. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual community to impress? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody

10. naughty humor, 11. adult comedy, 12. sexy parody, 13. adult film industry, 14. raunchy humor, 15. adult spoof, 16. adult movie, 17. adult humor, 18. adult entertainment industry, 19. adult film parody, 2. famous movie, 20. adult movie industry., 3. clever title, 4. comedy, 5. adult film, 6. humor, 7. satire, 8. movie spoof, 9. adult entertainment, blockbuster, MineFlicks, Parody, porn parody, xxx

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defence systems, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, missile strike, occupation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy story where Ukraine, like, hits three Russian air defense systems in occupied Crimea, but, like, in Minecraft version. It’s like, so intense, man. You gotta see it to believe it. Plus, we have, like, the most insane builds and the wildest PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

CraftyDownUnder

Accountability, australian politics, Ban, bill, campaign finance, CraftyDownUnder, Democracy, donation restrictions, elections, Electoral Process, Government, legislation, lobbying, political corruption, political donations, political integrity, public trust, REFORM, south australia, transparency, world-leading

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	769
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8891	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like political donations in elections! we are world-leading in our craziness and we promise you won’t find another server like ours.

imagine a world where creepers run for president and skeletons are the secret service. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

we don’t want your money, we just want you to come and have a good time. so join us and let’s build a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds.

Pretty2UglyCraft

aging, Appearance, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, beauty struggles, body image, Confidence, inner beauty, Insecurity, outer beauty, physical changes, Pretty2UglyCraft, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, societal pressure, transformation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

are you tired of being pretty and then becoming ugly? well, on this server, you can be as ugly as you want and no one will judge you! we embrace the ugliness and celebrate it with open arms. join us and let your ugly flag fly high!

we have a secret underground club where all the ugly players hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. we have ugly contests, ugly dance-offs, and even an ugly fashion show. trust me, you’ve never seen such a beautiful display of ugliness in your life.

if you’re tired of being judged for your looks on other servers, come join us where being ugly is not only accepted, it’s encouraged. let your inner ugly shine and join our community of misfits and outcasts. we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to ugly, then maybe stay away).

YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mines Excavated:	2807	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	266	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	4167

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Votes:	1350
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dimension Hops:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!