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MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4964	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4518	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Towns Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
New Chunks Explored:	62271	Void Armor Forged:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9021	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433
Meteorites Collected:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gods Slained:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Farms Harvested:	910
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9083	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!