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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 4946 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Ores Mined: | 5835 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Bruh, if you ain’t joining this lit Minecraft SMP, you’re gonna be sadder than a creeper without its boom! We got diamonds for days, like seriously, our mines are so OP even Herobrine is jealous. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching two llamas fight over a carrot, pure chaos and entertainment.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of chickens trying to survive in a world full of wolves. We have the craziest events, like a parkour race where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman (don’t ask how we got it, it’s a long story involving a witch and a potion gone wrong).
So if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff, then come on over and join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, like finding a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
