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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5481 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 117 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 285 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin the macarena. u won’t find a more wacko server anywhere else, we promise.
plus, our research shows that playin on our server can actually increase ur serotonin levels by 1000%. that’s right, u’ll be feelin so good u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs happiness when u can have the “not-so-bad chemical” instead?