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Thick Thighs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	9816	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner thick-thighed warrior as you embark on a quest to make your virtual butt bigger than ever before. No, we’re not kidding! Our server is all about embracing your unique genes and flaunting that cute feminine butt you’ve always dreamed of.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can show off your thick thighs in epic competitions and win fabulous prizes. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re not a fag, bi, in the closet, a troon, or if you refuse to take hormones or show bussy. We welcome all players with open arms (and thick thighs).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your bootylicious adventures begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: ‘Diamonds or Death?!’

attractiveness, beauty standards, big ass, body image, body types, Crafty, cute butt, cute girlfriend, DATING, death, dfc, diamonds, fat tits, funhouse, McLaughingtons, objectification, partner preferences, Personal preferences, physical appearance, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, sexual desires, societal norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Come join our server where you can choose between a cute girlfriend with fat tits and a big ass, or a DFC with a cute little butt as your in-game companion! Our server is filled with insane adventures and wild scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

MurkyPeePee – Where chaos meets questionable hygiene. Join now for an adventure like no other! #MurkyPeePeeLife

Abilities, admins, Adventure, Chaos, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, hygiene, Join, leaderboard, meets, Minecraft, Moderators, MurkyPeePee, MurkyPeePeeLife, Pets, play to win, PvP, Questionable, Raids, Rewards, RPG, semi anarchy, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132

Overview:

This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.

Plugin Information:

Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets

Discord Information:

If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines.
How do I start playing on the server?	All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Are there any quests or challenges on the server?	Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills.
Can I bring my own pets to the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks.

VestiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	281	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	974012	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Welcome to the most top-secret Minecraft server in the universe, where our very cute Secret Agent of Hololive Indonesia, Vestia Zeta, is not sus at all! Join us for the Summerpipi Edition where the schedule is so lit, it’ll make your blocks spin.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Zeta’s epic lore unfold in a way that will make you question reality. From original songs like “You’re Mine” to insane covers like “Aishite Aishite Aishite,” this server is a musical paradise.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about Zeta’s cute noises compilation that will melt even the coldest creeper’s heart? Plus, fanarts that will make you want to build a shrine in her honor.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server where the only thing sus is how much fun you’ll have. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible.

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

A Collection of Desires, Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Farewell Penacony, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, FIREFLY0619SEABLAZE, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Kiseki collab, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, Redeemable Codes, Server, star rail, starrail, STARRAILGIFT, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1424	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	458	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant creepers or building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon)!

We’ve got special programs like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns. And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here waiting for you to recruit them to your team!

Plus, we have redeemable codes that will give you superpowers in the game – like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. And if that’s not enough, we have tools and resources to help you dominate the server like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun – in that case, this server is not for you).

MakeupMayhemCraft

Apology, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, cohesive look, compromise, cost, Difficult, difficult situation, foreign place, foundation, hair, makeup, makeup artist, MakeupMayhemCraft, Mua, professional reputation, rehearsal dinner, skin prep, stand my ground, Texture, Wedding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Buildings Constructed:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317

Are you tired of boring weddings where the makeup artist thinks they’re the boss of your face? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the boss of your own makeup look! No more makeup wipes and facial mists, you can use your own moisturizer and foundation without anyone judging you.

Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!

Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	New Chunks Explored:	887325
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!