Cursed shorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FosterCraft Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, foster system, FosterCraft, future planning, Identity, Job Opportunities, mental health, Minecraft, name change, personal choice, professional future, Respect, self esteem, Self-expression, Server, Support, teenager, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of a good name! Are you tired of being stuck with a name that holds you back in life? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer name-changing services to help you reach your full potential!
Just like Ryder, who was pressured by his foster parents to change his name to something more “sophisticated,” you too can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a cool username when you can have a professional-sounding one instead?
Join us and explore a world where your name truly matters. Who knows, maybe changing your Minecraft name will lead you to new opportunities and success beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t be stuck with a name that makes you cringe like Ryder’s foster mom – join our server and start afresh with a name that screams success!
So, are you ready to leave your old name behind and embrace a new identity in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the name-changing madness begin! Remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit when it comes to finding the perfect name for your virtual self. See you there, Ryans and Ryders alike!

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DiaperDutyDilemma
caregiving responsibilities, DiaperDutyDilemma, family dynamics, family expectations, feeling like an asshole, handling family obligations, learning to care for younger sibling, looking after younger brother, navigating family dynamics, personal boundaries, personal discomfort, Potty training, refusing to change diaper, setting boundaries, sibling care, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, uncomfortable with bodily fluids, uncomfortable with bodily functions, uncomfortable with nether region
Are you tired of dealing with dirty diapers and potty training drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you never have to wipe anyone’s bum, not even your little brother’s! We understand the struggle of dealing with nether regions, so come escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any messy clean-up duties. Plus, we have a strict “no nappy changing” policy to ensure a poop-free environment for all players. So come join us and leave the dirty work behind!

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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server
antisemitism, celebration, diplomatic response, diplomatic scandal, discrimination, extremism, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, october 7, Palestinian, political controversy, prejudice, Propaganda, Radicalism, Senior diplomats, Server, spreading hate, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, violence
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!
We got senior Palestinian diplomats celebrating terror attacks like it’s their birthday, spreading more antisemitism than a rabid parrot with a megaphone! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dudes.
Join this server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, like randomly spawning giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by ninja pandas.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of your wrist.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, cuz things are about to get wacky up in here!

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RuskiBlockz
Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY
so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Pixel Pals: Nature’s Connection
Altruism, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperating, ecological awareness, Empathy, environmental psychology, Helping, Human Connection, mental health, mindfulness, Nature, nature therapy, Natures, outdoor activities, PALS, PIXEL, prosocial behavior, self-transcendence, sense of self, Social Interaction, well-being
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about getting in touch with nature, man.
When you join our server, you will feel a sense of self-transcendence like never before. You will feel connected to something larger than yourself, like a giant blocky tree or a majestic pixelated mountain. And guess what? This feeling of connection will make you want to help and cooperate with others.
So come join us on this wild ride of nature and self-transcendence. Who knows, you might even start seeing your fellow players as fully human beings instead of just blocky avatars. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, baby!

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2020s Craze Minecraft Server
2020s, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, CRAZE, Decade, future planning, goals, halfway through, life goals, life milestones, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, Server, success, Time management
Are you tired of wasting away in the real world while everyone else is out there building epic structures and fighting off creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from a life of mediocrity!
Join our server and become the master of your own virtual universe. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs real-life accomplishments when you can be the king of a pixelated kingdom?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your rightful riches? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a wild herd of pixelated llamas?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life. Because let’s face it, the real world can wait.

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/AnthroCraft SMP – Males vs Females #3264
7834non, A Lotus By Any Other Name, A Story I Suppose, Anthrocraft, Broken Sanctuary, Ensuring Loyalty, Fairytail Chronicles, Females, Fortnut, Friendlyneighborhoodwriteanon, Fritewag, hmofa, HomeTome, Human Males On Female Anthros, image filter, Induction, Jixijenga, Loveless Incantation, M4rsh4l_Legacy, Males, manhunt, Mature and Comforting, Media, misc, Missed a thread., Mountlear, MrFanMan42, Neton, New Years Whoopee, Previous thread, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Stories, Story Masterbin, Story Update List, STRONG, Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, The Goat Women Article, The Tales of Prince Anonymous, TheHonorableAjax, WageCage, word filter, writing guides, Young and Spritely
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where Human Males On Female Anthros rule the land in a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for the “Fortnut” edition, where we build, mine, and battle our way to victory!
Why should you join this crazy SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! We have New Years Whoopee events that will blow your mind, Ensuring Loyalty quests that will test your loyalty to the server, and Induction ceremonies that will make you feel like a true member of the pack!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into epic stories like “The Frost On Her Feathers” where anthros battle the elements, “A Story I Suppose” where anything can happen, and “The Goat Women Article” that will leave you questioning reality!
Join us for Manhunt challenges, Survivors of a Shattered World adventures, and Loveless Incantation spells that will leave you spellbound! And don’t forget about The Tales of Prince Anonymous, Sanguine Dusk battles, and The Fairytail Chronicles that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows what insane stories and epic quests await you in this crazy world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

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CraftyCouples Minecraft Server
apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes, Communication, control, Cosmetics, CraftyCouples, decoration, Fragrance, Gifts, Help, Interference, Keys, love language, Minecraft, overstepping, personal space, relationship, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Suggestions
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can build your own empire without anyone interfering? Join our server for the ultimate independence experience! No more boyfriends rearranging your virtual furniture or suggesting unnecessary kitchen supplies. On our server, you are the master of your own domain.
Imagine waking up in your Minecraft world, ready to conquer the day, only to find your virtual boyfriend trying to change the water pressure in your virtual shower because it’s “too high”. Say goodbye to unwanted interference and hello to complete creative freedom.
Don’t let anyone shake nervously over spare keys on our server – it’s all about you and your building skills. So if you’re tired of being told where to place your virtual chair or which fragrance to use, join our server now and build to your heart’s content. Because in this world, it’s all about you, baby!

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FryFailsGrandpaCraft
communication breakdown, cooking from scratch, cooking skills, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, family traditions, feeling inadequate, feeling misunderstood, french fries, FryFailsGrandpaCraft, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, learning new skills, parental expectations, summer vacation, teenage struggles, telling my grandfather
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even making French fries from scratch can lead to family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my grandfather made me watch him make French fries and blamed my mom for not teaching me how to cook.
But don’t worry, on this server, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about crafting, building, and surviving in the world of Minecraft. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some family secrets along the way. So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together!

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PixelPolyglot
Communication, culture, education, Fluency, language acquisition, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, linguistics, MONEY, Multilingual, personal growth, PixelPolyglot, polyglot, skill development, Time
Are you tired of speaking the same old boring language? Join our Minecraft server and learn the language of the Endermen! That’s right, you’ll be chatting it up with those creepy tall guys in no time. Who needs Spanish or French when you can be fluent in Enderman gibberish?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who will teach you Pig Latin like you’ve never heard before. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you start oinking out complex sentences like a pro.
So why waste your time on traditional languages when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and become a linguistic master of the weirdest languages around? Trust us, it’ll be a hoot!

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