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BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server

always failing, Bad Luck, BlockyBants, can’t catch a break, constant setbacks, constant struggle, cursed, cursed life, Disappointment, Doomed, endless challenges, Frustration, Good, Jinxed, Minecraft, misfortune, never good enough, never winning, Server, tough luck, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unlucky streak, why me

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

Chill Out Minecraft Server

Chill, Chilly temperatures, climate change, Cold Front, cold snap, cold weather, Country weather, Freezing weather, Frosty conditions, Global cooling, Minecraft, seasonal changes, Server, Sub-zero temperatures, Temperature decrease, temperature drop, Weather fluctuations, Weather forecast, weather patterns, weather report, weather update, winter chill, winter season

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	5585
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2404
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9952

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

CraftyCompanions

Caring, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCompanions, define, Empathy, genuine, good friendship, Honesty, Laughter, long term, loyalty, Memories, Mutual, Reliable, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Unconditional, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

Crafty Company Country

capitalism, community impact, Company, company countries, company towns, corporate dominance, corporate influence, Country, Crafty, economic globalization, economic restructuring, Economic shift, global economy, Globalization, globalization effects, industrial decline, Industrial Revolution, labor history, multinational corporations, societal change, societal transformation, urban development, workforce displacement

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3827	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	4

yOu gOtTA jOiN dIs sErVeR cUz LiKe, wE gOt DiAmOnDz fOr DaYz aNd GoLd fOr DaZe. We bUiLt A cItY oN tOp Of A gIaNt DiAmOnD aNd We RiDe DiAmOnD hOrSeS aNd fLy On GoLdEn ChIcKeNs. AlSo, wE hAvE aN eNdLeSs SuPpLy Of CoOkIeS aNd CaNdY cAnEs. yOu CaN aLsO fIgHt A gIaNt PiG wItH aN eVeRlAsTiNg BaCoN sWoRd. cOmE jOiN uS aNd BeCoMe A cItIzEn Of OuR cRaZy CoMpAnY cOuNtRy!

Mystery Glyphs Server

Ancient Art, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Ancient mysteries, archaeological site, archaeology, Archaeology News, archaeology research, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Geoglyphs, glyphs, historical discovery, Mysterious, mysterious markings, mysterious symbols, Mystery, Nazca glyphs, peru, Revealed, Server, south america, UNESCO World Heritage Site

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Runes Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and explore the hundreds of mysterious Nazca glyphs that have just been revealed!

Legend has it that these glyphs hold the key to unlocking special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Just decode the glyphs and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

But be warned, the glyphs are guarded by ancient Minecraft gods who will challenge you to epic battles. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what secrets the Nazca glyphs hold for you to discover!

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Runes Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	126	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3024

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

consequences, contemplating, cost-benefit analysis, Decision making, deliberation, evaluating choices, hindsight, introspection, justification, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, pondering, Questioning, reassessment, reevaluation, Reflection, second guessing, self-evaluation, Server, value assessment, weighing options, worth it, worthiness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	4498	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2371

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens or building a house on top of a flying pig! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself “was it worth it?” every time you log off (spoiler alert: it totally is)! So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

Crypto Money International Transactions Minecraft SMP

blockchain technology, Countries, cross-border payments, Crypto, crypto money, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic impact, Economy, emerging technologies, financial innovation, Financial Stability, financial system, global trade, International, international transactions, Markets, Minecraft, monetary policy, MONEY, regulatory framework, smp, Trade, Transactions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3615
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto expert without ever leaving your blocky world! Trade diamonds for emeralds, gold for iron, and even create your own virtual currency called “Creeper Coin”! Who needs real money when you can buy a virtual mansion with a few well-placed redstone contraptions?

But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!