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Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	145	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	2484
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	100	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Items Found:	4825

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Emeralds Found:	6278	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1357	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!