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  • Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

    Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9472
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Ores Mined: 6300 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

    Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 665
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7418
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

    SatuRday MineCraft SeRver
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 6635
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Star Shards Collected: 281
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1990 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

    Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

    So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

    Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5668
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5367 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2476
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

    Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5279
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 476 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Animals Bred: 104 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • American Craft Minecraft Server

    American Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 2542
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Votes: 1091
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Ores Mined: 7010
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9158
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

    Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1051
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Villages Defended: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 New Chunks Explored: 72863

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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