curmudgeon – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Buzz, Community, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, HOLY SHIT, Holycraft, internet, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, post, reaction, real fly, Sensation, Server, shock, social media, Status, trending, tweet, twitter, UNBELIEVABLE, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even participating in epic dance-offs with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like you’ve never seen before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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Minecraft SMP: /got/hotd/ – The Hot Potato of the Diamondrealm

201997762, Diamondrealm, dragons, FANTASY, game of thrones, gothotd, hot, House Arryn, house baratheon, House Blackfyre, House Bolton, house greyjoy, house lannister, House Martell, House of the Dragon, house stark, house targaryen, House Tully, house tyrell, Minecraft, Potato, prequel, smp, Team Blacks Edition, TV series, westeros

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further than Team Blacks Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, there is a secret underground base filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only listen to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on Team Blacks Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few wild wolves). Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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KinkyCraft: No Scene Zone

Boundaries, Confrontation, consent, customer service, discrimination, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, kink scenario, KinkyCraft, misunderstanding, possessive, Quitting, Restaurant, role playing, Scene, Server, sexism, Support, tolerance, UNCOMFORTABLE, workplace harassment, Zone

Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at your job? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting touched inappropriately is the pixels on your screen! Our server is a safe space free of harassment and full of fun adventures.

Forget about rude customers and clueless managers, on our server, you’re the boss! No one will tell you to “stand normally” or question your taste in drinks. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for kink shaming – unless your kink is building giant statues of chickens, then we might have to have a chat.

Join us today and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a job at a restaurant when you can have a blast on our server? Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world. And remember, on our server, everyone is “fuckable” – as long as they’re a blocky character in the game!

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LieCraft SMP: FrequentFibs

Authenticity, Behavior, Communication, Deception, deception detection, Ethics, Frequency, FrequentFibs, habits, Honesty, Integrity, LieCraft, lying.., moral, personal growth, Psychology, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, social interactions, Trust, Truth

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to lie again because our server is so epic, you won’t need to exaggerate your Minecraft skills anymore. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that shoot fireworks. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. So come join us and let the lies melt away like butter in a hot furnace.

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Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Living!

blocktopia, coping mechanisms, Crafting, determination, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Living, love, mental health, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self-belief, support system

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to give up on life? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to know the secret to eternal life? Just ask our resident wizard, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a stack of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring, mundane Minecraft servers. Life is too short to settle for anything less than pure, unadulterated craziness!

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BagceptionCraft

000x stronger, 10, bag handles, BagceptionCraft, convenience, Double Bagged, Durability, eco-friendly, grocery, handle, heavy duty, long-lasting, Plastic, reinforced, Reliable, Reusable, shopping, single, strength, sustainable, Trader Joe’s

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like those double bagged trader joe’s bags, but on steroids, bro. our server is 10,000x stronger than any other server out there. like, seriously, our pixels are so buff, they could bench press a whole stack of diamond blocks.

we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.

and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.

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OTAKU SURVIVAL

admins, banner, brand, building, Community, Discord, Economysurvival, Helpers, Minecraft, Moderators, new, Open, Otaku, Players, Playing, Public, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Survival, Surviving, TEAM

HELLO THIS IS OTAKU SURVIVAL The server is brand new and now open to the public please be patient with me i am only one person! (thewashics) I am going to be looking for a staff team of about 5-6 to be on the server and continue building and helping me setup and just playing and surviving with other players and myself! there is a discord i would like everyone to join to get to know each other and build the server community!

STAFF THAT IS BEING LOOKED FOR IS

HELPERS x2

MODERATORS x2

ADMINS x1

playotaku.apexmc.co

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Theivez SMP: Where stealing is encouraged, life is taken, and fabric gets a makeover!

Anarchy, application, Community, Discord, encouraged, Fabric, hoster, Launch, Life, LifeSteal, makeover, members, Players, server application, Server Community, server discord, server fun, SERVER HOST, server hosting, server launch, server launch date, server member, server players, smp, stealing, Theivez

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Description	Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players.
Application	For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How soon will the server launch?	The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count.
How will the server hosting be determined?	If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

CraftyFateMC Server

Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Rateups, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Server, Swimsuit Event

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters and take on the Arctic Summer World with Ibuki-Douji and Scathach-Skadi!

But wait, there’s more! Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman are also waiting for you to summon them to join in on the fun. And if that’s not enough, we have a Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, and even a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline to help you on your epic journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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AnimeOverBooks Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Anime, anime adaptation, anime or manga, anime or reading, anime or visual novel, anime vs manga, anime vs visual novel, AnimeOverBooks, Choice, comparison, Entertainment, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Preferences, reading, smp, storytelling, visual novel, visual novel adaptation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, chickens! They may not be able to fly, but they sure know how to build a mean chicken coop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have been plotting to take over the server for years. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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