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Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	7746
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25

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Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8372	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
New Chunks Explored:	730276	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Divine Spears Created:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	6799
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crops Grown:	6861
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Emeralds Found:	9836	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	290	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1208
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄