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StardustCraft – Pondering Pixels

Cosmic, cosmic beings, cosmic existence, cosmic pondering, cosmic scheme, cosmic stardust, Existence, grand scheme, grand scheme of universe, human beings, human existence, human stardust, pixels, pondering, pondering existence, Stardust, StardustCraft, Universe, universe beings, universe existence, universe pondering

yo, u ever wonder if we’re just like, stardust chillin in the universe, thinkin bout why we here? well, on this server, we take that cosmic stardust energy and turn it into EPIC minecraft adventures!
join us and u can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and maybe even find the legendary chicken who lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing).

we got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush, so get ready for some wild times. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. true story.

so come on over to our server and let’s show the universe that even stardust can kick some serious blocky butt!

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GeoDrinkCraftEU2020

2000-2019, ABSTINENCE, alcohol consumption, Beer, Beverages, binge drinking, clusters, Combo, drinking habits, drinking patterns, Europe, European countries, GeoDrinkCraftEU2020, geography, patterns, research, Spirits, stable clusters, study, trends, wine

come join our minecraft server, where we drink in stable, beverage-specific clusters like wine, beer, spirit, binge drinking, abstinence, and combo! it’s like a european party up in here, but with blocks and creepers!
we have crazy geography that determines where you can find the best drinks and the wildest parties. build your own bar and serve up some virtual drinks to your friends while exploring the land and battling mobs.

who needs a study to tell you where the party’s at when you can just join our server and experience it for yourself? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this virtual party started!

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LeverMC

Adventure, armor, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, legend, Magic, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Shop, Skills, Survival, weapons

Welcome to LeverMC, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into our Crystal PvP where every clash shimmers with excitement, and gear up for an adventure in our Survival MMORPG realm where your bravery is rewarded. Join us and craft your legend today!

Server IP play.levermc.org

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The Emerald SMP

Crates, Discord, EmeraldSMP, Experience, Join, Minecraft, PvE, Ranks, rules, smp, Survival

Welcome to the EmeraldSMP, this is a server with survival and crates and ranks and much more, please follow our rules and join the discord, if you join you will have the best minecraft SMP experience in your life, so please join, hope I see you there!

Server IP emeraldsmp.apexmc.co

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HavocCraft Minecraft Server

divine punishment, entry into heaven, HavocCraft, Heaven, Hell, Incels, judgment, Marriage, mfw, Minecraft, moral standards., morality, premarital sex, purity, relationships, religious beliefs, religious views, salvation, Server, sex havers, sexual activity, Sin, Sinners

Are you tired of being judged for your lack of sex-having skills? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all the incels are automatically granted entry into heaven because we didn’t sin like those filthy sex-havers! Build your own paradise where the only sin is not having enough diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game can only be found by those who have never touched a boob. So what are you waiting for? Join now and secure your spot in Minecraft heaven!

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502kCraft Minecraft Server

502k, 502kCraft, accomplishment, achievement, celebration, emotions, encouragement, EXCITEMENT, feelings, growth, Happiness, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, motivation, progress, proud moment, reaching goals, reaching targets, reaction, Server, success, Surprise

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a lush Minecraft world when suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears before you. It speaks in a posh British accent and asks, “So how did it feel when you saw 502k?” Confused but intrigued, you follow the chicken to a hidden portal that transports you to the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen.
On this server, you’ll find floating islands made entirely of cake, rainbow-colored sheep that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. But the real reason you should join this server? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to a secret vault filled with endless riches and rare items. And rumor has it, only those who have seen 502k can unlock its secrets.

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you on the other side of 502k!

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FarmCraft Minecraft Server

accident, agricultural industry, crushed legs, Exploitation, farm labourer, FarmCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indian, italy, labor rights, Machine, migrant rights, migrant worker, migrant worker rights, Minecraft, negligence, Server, severed arm, Tragedy, tragic incident, workplace safety

so like, on this server, we got this dude who was just minding his own business on his farm, ya know? but then this crazy accident happened and his arm got chopped off and his legs got crushed by a machine! like, what even?! but get this, instead of helping him, they just left him to die on the road in Italy! like, talk about a wild ride, amirite? join our server for some insane stories and adventures that will make you go “whaaaaat?!” it’s a total rollercoaster of emotions, man. come join the fun and see what other crazy shenanigans await you!

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SisterSlayinMC

civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, gaza, gaza conflict, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Hamas leader’s family, Hamas militant group, Hamas spokesperson, international relations, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, military operation, Palestinian, Political unrest, SisterSlayinMC, Terrorism, violence

yo man, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the action is as wild as hamas chief’s sister getting taken out by an israeli strike. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or u’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by evil skeletons. plus, our community is tighter than hamas’ grip on gaza, so u’ll always have someone to watch ur back. come join us and let’s make some memories that are more explosive than a missile hitting its target!

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LOLcrafters Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Communication, communication styles, Conversation, digital age, digital communication, humor, Language, language evolution, Laughter, lol, LOLcrafters, millennial behavior, nervous laughter, online behavior, Slang, social cues, Social Interaction, social media, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!

AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!

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PixelatedFaceFam

cognitive ability, communication skills, emotional intelligence, Empathy, extraverted, extroverted, face blindness, facial recognition, gregarious, interpersonal relationships, introverted, Memory, personality type, PixelatedFaceFam, relationships, sociable, social awareness, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can show off ur mad facial recognition skills? well, u found the right place, my dude! on this server, we don’t care if u can build a sick castle or mine diamonds like a pro. all we care about is how well u can recognise faces.
imagine walking around spawn and being able to name every single player just by looking at their pixelated faces. u’ll be the talk of the server, the face recognition king! people will flock to u, wanting to be ur friend just so u can remember their face.

but wait, there’s more! not only will u be the face recognition champ, but u’ll also have the most supportive relationships on the server. who needs diamonds when u have friends who will always have ur back?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where facial recognition is the key to success. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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