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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1917 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 8271 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!
