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BlockBaeBetrayer

aita, BlockBaeBetrayer, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Confrontation, Deception, delivery driver, dishonesty, ending things, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Job, lying.., relationship, Stability, success, Tech, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being lied to by your significant other? Do you crave honesty and transparency in your relationships? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where everyone tells the truth…or do they?

Embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of your fellow players, like that one guy who claimed he built a castle in a day (spoiler alert: he actually used creative mode). Will you trust your friends or will you uncover their deceitful ways? The choice is yours on our server where the truth is stranger than fiction.

So come join us and leave the lies behind. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

NuttyMinecraftSMP

(Audio), Choice, decision, discussion, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, imagination, nutting, NuttyMinecraftSMP, orgasm, Personal, Pleasure, poll, question.., quirky, reddit, satisfaction, sound effect, Unique

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because every time they mined a block, a chorus of angels sang in perfect harmony. And every time they found diamonds, a choir of cats meowed in delight. It was truly a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered friends with an iron wing. If you join our server, you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel and claim his throne for yourself. Just imagine the bragging rights!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, every time you nut, a creeper explodes in the distance. It’s a real blast!

RespawnRiddle

Afterlife, afterworld, beyond the grave, Consciousness, death, eternal rest, Eternity, existential questions, funeral rites, ghostly encounters, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnRiddle, Soul, SPIRITUAL

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that when you die in our server, you actually respawn in a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. But be warned, the only way to escape this wacky afterlife is to complete a series of ridiculous challenges set by the evil llama king. Are you brave enough to take on the llama king and discover the truth behind what happens after we die? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

KiwiCraft City – Build, Explore, Laugh!

2010s, affordable housing, BUILD, city, Explore, high density housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing density, housing development, housing market, housing policy, housing supply, KiwiCraft, LAUGH, medium-density housing, metropolitan area, MUNICIPALITY, new zealand, rent reduction, residential land, upzoning, Urban planning, Wellington, zoning regulations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	45038	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURNED 80% OF DA LAND INTO HOUSING FOR OUR PIXEL PEOPLE! RENTS ARE DOWN 21% Y’ALL! YOU CAN BUILD A CRAZY HIGH-RISE OR A FANCY MANSION, WHATEVER FLOATS YO BOAT! WE GOT PIXEL REAL ESTATE FOR DAYS, COME BE A PIXEL LANDLORD AND MAKE DAT VIRTUAL CASH FLOW! LET’S TURN DIS SERVER INTO A PIXEL CITY OF DREAMS! #HOUSINGCRISISWHO? #MINECRAFTREALTY

Epic Quest Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, arousal, Balls, Climax, desire, Epic, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, explicit, INTIMATE, Lust, Naughty, passionate, Pleasure, Provocative, Quest, raging hardon, Realms, seductive, Sensual, sexual desire, stimulation, Tongue

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	815568
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Yo, listen up you pixelated peasants! If you ain’t joining this Minecraft server, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. You’ll be swimming in bling, baby!

Secondly, our mobs are straight-up party animals. You think creepers are scary? Nah, they just wanna dance the night away with you.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We got one that turns your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. And remember, tongue my balls. Wait, what? Ignore that last part. Just join the server, okay?

DadCraft: Unemployed Edition

anxiety, boomer, DadCraft, Edition, emotions, ghosting, INDEPENDENCE, International, interview, job agency, job market, Job Search, legal restrictions, lower level jobs, out of touch, overwhelmed, rejection, remote jobs, Résumé, server jobs, toxic work environment, unemployed, unemployment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of toxic work environments and ghosting recruiters? Do you want to escape the clutches of out-of-touch boomers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a chance to escape the job market woes and dive into a world where the only rejection you’ll face is from a creeper exploding in your face. Build your dream job in our virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky block limitations).

Forget about resumes and interviews, on our server, your skills are measured by how quickly you can mine diamonds and build epic structures. And don’t worry about pesky legal restrictions, because in our world, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

So leave the job market stress behind and join our server today! Who needs a six-figure job when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe?

ReelGoodRemake – Minecraft SMP

best film remakes, best movie reboots, best movie remakes, classic film remakes, classic movie remakes, favorite film remakes, favorite movie reboots, favorite movie remakes, film remakes, good remake, great movie remakes, Minecraft, movie remake, popular movie remakes, ReelGoodRemake, smp, successful film remakes, successful movie reboots, successful movie remakes, successful remakes, top film remakes, top movie remakes, top rated movie remakes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1711	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the Avengers of servers, but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine if Thanos was a giant Enderman trying to steal all the diamonds, and we have to team up to stop him! And there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and potions, but shh, don’t tell anyone!

Plus, there’s this rumor that Herobrine is lurking around the server, and if you find him, he’ll give you a secret quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple! And if you complete it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?) Let’s build, mine, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible! See you there, fellow blockheads! #MinecraftSMPGoals #BlockPartyTime

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

bad relationship, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, codependency, comfort zone, communication problems, denial, Emotional Abuse, emotional attachment, fear of being alone, fear of change, Insecurity, lack of self-worth, love addiction, Manipulation, relationship issues, seeking validation, self-sabotage, staying in a relationship, toxic relationship, unhealthy relationship, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring relationship with other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of mediocrity!

Join us and experience a love story like no other, where you’ll be showered with diamonds and emeralds instead of drama and tears. Our server is like a hot date that never disappoints, always keeping you entertained with epic quests and thrilling adventures.

Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a Minecraft server that will treat you like the royalty you are. So why settle for less when you can have it all? Join us now and let the love (and loot) flow!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

atrocities, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, ceasefire announcement, ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Defeat, extremist group, gaza, Hamas, Hamas spokesperson, Islamic, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Oct 7, Palestinian, political violence, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1313	Ores Mined:	2197
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server where we make israel cry like a lil baby with our epic battles and crazy builds! we got more explosions than hamas leader touting a ceasefire! join now to be part of the chaos and destruction, just like the oct. 7 atrocities! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

MuskBlock: No Interference Allowed!

albanese, Allowed, Australia, Australian laws, Business, Caution, controversy, elon musk, foreign interference laws, foreign investment, foreign relations, Government, Interference, international relations, Legal, Musk, MuskBlock, political interference, Politics, regulations, Technology, Warning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server!! we got so much craziness happenin u won’t believe it!! like one time, a creeper rode a pig into battle against a zombie horde!! and another time, steve accidentally built a rollercoaster that went straight into a lava pit!! it was lit, literally!! plus, we got secret bases, treasure hunts, and even a dance party every saturday night!! but beware, elon musk tried to join once and we had to kick him out cuz he kept trying to build a rocket to space!! so if u wanna have a blast and avoid getting kicked out like elon, come join us now!!