| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6819 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 4496 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6441 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1938 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4903 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7658 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 69 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5906 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 5416 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4141 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9853 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 9061 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3545 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 88 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5831 | Potions Brewed: | 190 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2070 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4491 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3371 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
