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StabCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Votes:	3971
New Chunks Explored:	170979	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Divine Spears Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!

GunfuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	1404	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy gunfu action straight out of the Resident Evil movies! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. But fear not, because you have the power of gunfu on your side! Take down those zombies with style and finesse, all while looking like a total badass. And that’s not all – our server also features mutant creepers, ninja skeletons, and even a secret boss battle against a giant mutant Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

GymCraft: No Fat-Shaming Zone!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	199445
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no body shaming!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about cookie comments or ripped dudes walking by. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their size or shape. Plus, we have a strict no Julia policy – anyone caught body shaming will be banned faster than you can say “sick burn.”

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or negativity. Who needs beach drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server? See you in the game!

CraftyRichFears

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that even the most powerful and wealthy players tremble in fear at the challenges that await them. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is actually a financial advisor by day, ready to crunch numbers and destroy your savings by night. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a team of killer bunnies that will hop into battle alongside you, armed with diamond swords and a thirst for chaos. So if you’re ready to face your fears and conquer the ultimate challenge, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of the 1%.

WorcesterCraft: Beef & Wasabi

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1462	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Emeralds Found:	8732
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spice than a bottle of worcestershire sauce and horseradish on beef! our world is so lit, it’s like dipping your sushi in soy sauce and wasabi on steroids.

we’ve got dragons that fart rainbows, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that breakdance when they explode. our players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

build your own castle, ride a flying pig, or challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.

And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail! Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, or explore a dungeon filled with evil chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has special events like the annual llama race where players compete to see who can ride their llama to victory. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring characters like Fu Xuan, Pela, and the legendary Hook (not the one from Peter Pan, we promise).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

CreeperConfessions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your cousin’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “blocky betrayal.”

Witness epic love triangles, secret affairs, and family feuds that make your real-life drama look like child’s play. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, just like the time my friend caught my cousin cheating on his wife through a verified Tinder profile. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today. Who knows, you might just become the next star of our scandalous Minecraft world!

SensoryCraft: Where Reality is Relative

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	503438
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, on this server, we got a twisted reality where everything is wack! Your hearing might be all messed up, but don’t worry, it just adds to the fun. Imagine hearing creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away, or zombies groaning like they’re in a death metal band. It’s a sensory overload, but in the best way possible!

And don’t even get me started on the visuals. Your eyesight will be trippin’ balls on this server. Diamonds might look like dirt blocks, and pigs might look like ender dragons. It’s a wild ride, but hey, who wants boring old normal vision anyway?

Oh, and the smells. Yeah, you read that right. We even mess with your sense of smell on this server. Imagine walking through a forest and suddenly smelling freshly baked cookies, or diving into a cave and getting a whiff of grandma’s perfume. It’s a whole new level of immersion, my dude.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where reality is just a suggestion. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and misadventures you’ll have? Just remember to bring your sense of humor, ’cause things are about to get weird.

BosmerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers with basic Bosmer? Look no further, because on our server, our Bosmer are straight out of a fantasy novel! These woodland warriors are decked out in armor made from enchanted leaves and ride into battle on giant squirrels. Join our server and experience the most epic Bosmer battles you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city where the Bosmer throw the wildest parties you can imagine. Dance with elves, drink enchanted mead, and maybe even find a rare loot drop hidden in the depths of the city.

So why settle for mediocre Bosmer when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most epic Bosmer adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!