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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4149 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?
So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!
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