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ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6333
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1709
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Star Shards Collected:	130	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5493
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	110
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

common mistakes, English grammar, English language, grammar, language confusion, language learning, language mistakes, language misuse, language misuse examples, language usage, linguistic errors, linguistic misunderstandings, misused word, vocabulary, vocabulary errors, word definitions, word meanings, word misuse, word usage, WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!