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  • Divine Truths and Conspiracies

    Divine Truths and Conspiracies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server Where Reality Twists Like a Slime Block!

    Welcome to the most extraordinarily terrifying yet mind-numbing Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! This is NOT your grandma’s crafting session. This is the server where fish can fly and time rewrites itself! Join us as we embark on a surreal journey that makes you question the very fabric of existence! Are you ready to embrace madness?

    Feature Description
    Flying Creepers Creepers don’t just explode; they take to the skies and throw you into alternate dimensions of existential dread!
    Mushroom Blimps Travel across the sky on blimps made entirely of mushrooms—because who needs logic when you can fly in Fungi?
    Infinite Cows This feature ensures you can never escape the mooing. They just keep appearing! Are they trying to tell you something?
    Reality Glitches Experience a world where blocks are actually sentient and have feelings about being mined. Will they revolt?
    Zombie Conspiracy Theories Get chased by zombies who scream the deepest secrets of the universe, but only in Pig Latin. What does it mean?
    Non-Stop Thursday Every day feels like Thursday! Time loops! Will you ever escape the eternal weekend?

    FAQ Section (Please Don’t Think Too Hard)

    Q: Is this server free to join? A: Joining this server costs your sanity, but in return, you receive infinite confusion. Worth it, right?

    Q: Can I play with my friends? A: You can play alone, together, or more terrifyingly, with your alternate selves. Choose wisely…

    Q: What version of Minecraft does this server run on? A: It runs on the version of reality that hasn’t been invented yet, so keep checking your mirrors!

    Random Quotes from Our Lovable Insanity

    “A lot of comments in chinese telling me to kill myself.”

    “Hey, you seem passionate. Want to speak at our conspiracy convention?”

    “The crowd whispers to one another, no one knows who I am.”

    “God sighs and tells me that it’s better if I spread his second truth.”

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  • Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

    Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Pizza vs. Vikings: A Minecraft Battle Royale

    Pizza vs. Vikings: A Minecraft Battle Royale

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can unleash your inner historical autist? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space, where you can battle it out with European players and show off your historical knowledge. From building ancient civilizations to reenacting famous battles, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a famous historical figure who will challenge you to trivia quizzes in exchange for rare loot. Can you outsmart them and claim your reward?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the historical autism begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SlimeCraft Minecraft Server

    SlimeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the slimiest, grimiest, rimiest secrets that will keep you on the edge of your seat! From hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds to secret underground dungeons with rare loot, there’s always something exciting to discover.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a TNT fist?). Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim his riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner adventurer! Just remember to watch your back and keep your secrets close, because you never know who might be lurking in the shadows…

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  • WoolCraft SMP – Baaadass Sheeptuber

    WoolCraft SMP – Baaadass Sheeptuber

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Lullaby Edition Minecraft SMP, where sheep vtubers and their friends roam free in a world of woolly wonder! Join us for a baa-rilliant time filled with sheepish shenanigans and cozy ASMR vibes.

    Our server is home to the fluffiest flock of vtubers, including Essie the Ewe, Eira the Lamb, and Rhea the Ram. Watch out for Sleepy Sheep ASMR, who will lull you into a peaceful slumber with her soothing voice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by friendshaped streamers like Pillow Dear ASMR and Mintmai, who will keep you entertained with their antics and adventures.

    Join us on this wild and woolly journey as we build, mine, and shear our way to victory. Who knows what kind of mischief we’ll get into next? Sheep puns are guaranteed, and the sheep-to-player ratio is off the charts!

    So grab your shears and join us on the Lullaby Edition Minecraft SMP. It’s shear madness, and you won’t want to miss it!

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  • ExWifeObliviousAsshole

    ExWifeObliviousAsshole

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex-wife running off with your best friend? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee zero emotional affairs and no betrayals from your fellow players.

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world without worrying about someone stealing your diamonds or your heart. Plus, we have exclusive benefits for disabled vets and their families, just like that guy in NC who stole your ex-wife!

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and maybe even find a new twin flame (just kidding, we don’t condone emotional affairs here). See you in the game!

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  • RespawnDesire Minecraft SMP

    RespawnDesire Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your boring, mundane existence in the real world? Do you dream of a life filled with adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond-encrusted sauna.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures?

    So why settle for a boring life when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest fantasies? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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  • UnstoppableCraft: Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

    UnstoppableCraft: Because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and become an absolute powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that makes you as indestructible as a diamond pickaxe in creative mode. No mob stands a chance against you, not even the Ender Dragon! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft warfare. So come join us and unleash your inner unstoppable force!

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  • World Fwends: Where the only survival skills you need are making friends and dodging creepers!

    World Fwends: Where the only survival skills you need are making friends and dodging creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    World With Fwends Minecraft Server

    Overview
    World With Fwends is a Java & Bedrock Crossplay SMP currently running on version 1.21.1! WWF also supports previous versions all the way back to 1.14 for users whose systems may not run as efficiently. The server focuses on building, creativity, and a laid-back approach to gameplay.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What version is the server currently running? The server is currently running on version 1.21.1, with support for previous versions back to 1.14.
    What is the gameplay focus of the server? The focus of the server is on building, making things pretty, having fun, and a laid-back approach to gameplay. There are no crazy farms or speedrunning competitions.
    What is the aim of World With Fwends? The aim is to create a giant town with friends, where players can build and make their mark in the world. Building onto the town is encouraged.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed on the server? No, griefing, stealing, and other disruptive behaviors are bannable offenses on the server. Coreprotect is in place to monitor player actions.
    Is discrimination allowed on the server? No, any form of discrimination, racist remarks, homophobia, transphobia, etc. are not tolerated on the server. There is an official set of rules to enforce these guidelines.

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  • Fuwawa’s Melon Madness Minecraft Server

    Fuwawa’s Melon Madness Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the only goal is to help Fuwawa consume a watermelon on her desk by TONIGHT! That’s right, folks, this watermelon isn’t going to eat itself and Fuwawa is counting on you to get the job done. But be warned, this watermelon is no ordinary fruit – it’s got a mind of its own and will do everything in its power to stop you from devouring it. Can you outsmart a sentient watermelon and save Fuwawa from melon-induced disaster? Join our server now and find out!

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