like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.
and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.
so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!
and get dis, on dis server, creepers are actually friendly! they come up to u and give u hugs instead of blowin’ u up. it’s like a freakin’ creepin’ love fest, man!
oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can ride pigs into battle? yeah, u heard me right. pigs. with saddles. charging into war like freakin’ knights in shining armor. it’s epic, dude.
so, if u wanna experience a world where flowers are for the dead and diamonds fall from the sky, then join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
But that’s not all, we also have a hilarious humiliation ritual that all new players must go through. Picture this: you’re surrounded by a mob of angry chickens while trying to build a house made entirely out of melons. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
And if you still need convincing, just watch this video of our admin trying to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us for the laughs, the chaos, and the unforgettable moments on our server. You won’t regret it!