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Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	210	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	3706
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

Adventure, bethesda, classic, CREEPERS, Customization, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, mod support, modding community, modding tools, Mods, morrowind, Nostalgia, open world, PC Gaming, Rebooted, reinstall, role-playing game, RPG, Vvardenfell

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Emeralds Found:	804	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	796
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	3850	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!