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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

#comfortfood, #culinaryindulgence, #guiltypleasure, #treatyourself, DELICIOUS, Eating, Food, Gaming, goyslop, indulgence, Lazy, madness, mealtime, meets, MINDLESS, Minecraft, procrastinating, procrastination, satisfying, selfcare, snack, Tasty, time wasting, unproductive, yum

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

TypoCraft: Spellcheck Edition

autocorrect, common errors, Communication, Edition, education, grammar, language arts, language learning, language proficiency, linguistic challenges, Literacy, misspelled words, orthography, phonetics, proofreading, Spellcheck, Spelling Bee, spelling mistakes, TypoCraft, typos, vocabulary, writing skills, writing tips

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of constantly misspelling “potato” in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special spell-checking plugin that will correct all your potato-related typos! Join us and never embarrass yourself again with your potato spelling skills! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of potato-loving wizards who will grant you unlimited potato powers if you can spell it correctly three times in a row. So come join us and become the ultimate potato spelling champion!

BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers

#sustainability, berlin, BerlinCraft, climate change, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Energy Transition, environmental issues, european union, foreign policy, germany, global warming, Government, Hammers, international relations, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	92	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥

build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪

come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟

Clock Confusion Mine

24-clock, active hours, clock, clock confusion, confused hours, confusion, daily routine, daily schedule, productivity, Scheduling, time awareness, time confusion, Time management, time organization, time perception, time tracking

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	9091
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27

join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7177	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!