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FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Farms Harvested:	327
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	484416
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!