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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2427 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8683 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
