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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8423 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.